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Submitted by Anon

Because I don’t want to follow it!

Submitted by John S.

Ok so maybe it was just from an episode of the Colbert Report, but hey if Stephen Colbert endorses it, who am I to turn down a good cat stew?

You know, Puerto Rirco. It’s that country right next to the Dominican Republirc.

If you have a Twitter account and there is an ounce of decency in the cold, black recesses of the calloused, shriveled sump-pump you used to call your heart, do the right thing here.

Do it for the children.

If THIS tweet gets 1,000 RTs, we'll never tweet about Kim Kardashian again

—   (@TMZ) January 27, 2012

Btw, OMG did u see last nite kim thot share wuz ded!? lolol *troolface.jpg*

UPDATE:

Wow our intern forgot to finish the last tweet "about Kim Kardashian again... till tomorrow." But hey, we hear you ;-)

—   (@TMZ) January 27, 2012

Submitted by Anne G.

Slightly NSFW!

Submitted by Jane C.

Damn those “unusual races!”